Kicked by an elephant

but never punched by a badger

Headline Heaven

I love living ‘up’ the North Coast. Not only are there fantastic beaches, no traffic and friendly people, but we are privileged to experience the entertainment provided by the areas finest journalists in the local free and delivered to your door newspaper.

So following my last post of headline suggestions, I thought I’d share some top stories from this week’s edition of ‘The Leader’: (Faces have been blanked out to save any embarrassment)

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Ps: Please take special note: Places for the tour of historic sites in Kilraughts are limited. Book now!

7 Comments »

  meinmysmallcorner wrote @

Aaaahhh the wonderful North Coast! Such idyllic lives we lead…

Shall we car-share to the Mill Tour?

  qmonkey wrote @

im particularly concerned re the ‘window broken’, obviously the national press are ignoring the big issues!

As for the welly throwers… hard to believe that euro 08 knocks it of the back pages

  Nelly And I wrote @

my favourite (from BBC news NI website) was “horse found in field”. Legendary…

It’s got to be better than “men shot dead” or “town blown up”. Give me a slow news day anyday.

  twobigyellowcranes wrote @

If you’d only posted this yesterday, it would have saved me driving up to Coleraine today, only to be told that the tour of Balnamore Mill was cancelled…

  espero wrote @

Can’t wait for our first delivery in september now, I’d forgotten all about The Leader!

  punchthedeaddonkey wrote @

Once me and a friend of mine poured a whole thing of fairy liquid in through the sun roof of a car just for the feck of it.

I still feel shite about it .

  meinmysmallcorner wrote @

“Man hits other man” ha hahahahahahahaha……..!!!!!!!!


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